December 2011
My hands look really manly in that picture lol
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The worst part about having a bath is having to get out and blowdry my hair; it’s so thick and long it takes 20 mins to do, ugh
Life.
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Eating a microwave meal
My life has reached an all time low.
I had a dream I gave Ryan Reynolds a blowjob after I found him in town dressed up as captain america, then he ran away to a church and I was like hey come back and he said he had to confess.
WAT
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My new years resolution is to become the female...
with or without the murder is yet to be seen.
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mejahlazah replied to your post: I’m sick of all of the ungrateful little bastards I see everywhere
i got some contact lenses. best christmas present ever.
Are they prescription? That’s practical man, nothing better than a practical present
I got a marmite egg cup, fave present EVER
i123u asked: KEEP CALM & ENJOY CHRISTMASS!
I'm sick of all of the ungrateful little bastards...
“oh I didn’t get a car or an iPad. My parents suck ugh”
“I didn’t get a gilded fucking unicorn with diamond shitting abilities fml my parents must hate me”
FUCK.OFF.
My nephew, who’s 8 years old got an iPad. What’s the point?
You know what? My little sister got a hand made cardigan and £100 for christmas and she’s happy as larry. Stop...
I ordered Chinese food from justeat.co.uk and I still haven’t got my confirmation email
I want food
If I don’t get it I’ll cry
This sucks.
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My sisters pug is currently in my living room
I’m dying inside because I can’t have one :(
Oh god thierry mugler alien is so gorgeous
When it runs out I’ll cry haha
Dumplings are cooking and the rice is nearly done
im so excited!!! I never have a chance to cook properly because of work so this is just lovely
dink-182:
i hate those people who post photos all over facebook about how they got a new ipad and £937689274689276 money and a million other things for xmas. some people havent got that kinda money, and bragging makes you look like a dick. this year, my parents have forked out alot for me and my brothers stuff, and i appreciate it all a lot more than spoilt brats will ever appreciate their...
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I got absolutely fabulous and gimmie gimmie DVDs for christmas
Goodbye life.
Merry christmas you fucknuggets
Going for a drink tonight, finally.
Maybe I’ll forget all the shopping I’ve had to do today, I felt like committing.
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But when the noon waxed bright
Her hair grew thin and gray;
She dwindled, as the fair full moon doth turn
To swift decay, and burn
Her fire away.
I fucking hate people who hoard urls.
To eat the rest of the Ben and jerries or to not...
The one day I get up on time to get to work my manager texts me saying I don’t have to be there until half an hour later than usual, kmn