February 2012
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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Dat just washed jeans feeling
Half of the people in the pub last night are regulars in my shop… Fuck. Hahaha
Ugh hangover :’(
I have work at 10… This should be interesting….
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Getting drunk on a weekday is the best idea I've...
I HATE sleeping alone :(
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I got a kinect today, all I’ve got from it is that I have NO coordination in my arms and legs at all
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Did Drake ever work out the square root of 69?
Beyonce is cutting into my heart, man :’(
She knows how it feels
Do I get a kinect or a wardrobe…
I phoned my mum and told her I was visiting her
She phoned me a few hours later and said “you can clean your old bedroom so I can get the new carpet fitted”
It was clean when I moved out ugh
People shouldn’t just dump their stuff in there man, laaaame.
Today I ate two twix extras, a triple bounty and a can of monster at work
Then I came home and had supernoodle sandwiches and drank loads of dr pepper
Nice healthy lifestyle
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Buying electronic cigarettes tomorrow, time to kick this habit if I wanna get fit.
I can’t even run without losing my breath my lungs must look disgusting :(
The sooner Emily browning realises we are meant to be together the better
I’m seriously in love with her.
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You know it's true love when you get treated to a...
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chalcosoma:
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
just in case you have literally nothing better to do with your time
Haaaaaa
I got those pants today but my arse is so big it makes them look small, I think I need to accept the fact I’ll have to get a bigger size to compensate for my huge butt.
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i123u asked: 47
Questions! →
eatingdisordered:
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
When was the last time you really laughed?
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I’m seriously so horny.
I am BARE excited about my tattoo eeeee
im not having a boba fett one cus my dad is refusing to pay for it so I’m going to start my ocean sleeve :3
